coke job

When a guy takes a coa coala bottle smashes it over a girls head and makes her snort coccaine off his dick.

Jon: Dude how was your night last night?
Alec: It was awesome I bought a 2 liter of coke then I gave Tiffany a coke job.

by Billy Mccringleberry September 19, 2013

Suck job

Getting your lips around somebody's shaft and giving it a good old suck until they cream on your tonsils

I'd give those lads Harvey and Cam a suck job anyday. I've heard that girl Becky is good at giving suck jobs

by Helentaylor March 10, 2015

brat job

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job.

Man, I got a great brat job last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.

by Grade August 28, 2007

hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

by john May 13, 2005

Smoke Job

when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.

my girl gave me a smoke job last night.

by cruzie February 5, 2010

bro job

v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.

Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"

Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"

by theSTFUmonster January 26, 2009

Braces Job

Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.

That braces job she just gave me was really intense, I'm so glad it's over.

by SolarMoth December 13, 2010