De Jesus

One of the most Bad Ass last names in all of history.

DUDE have you seen this guy's last name before? "De Jesus" what a BAD ASS NAME.

by EduardoD January 21, 2009

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jesse

the best person alive. has an incredibly large penis. any person alive that has a jesse in their life is extremely lucky. makes sex incredible

jolene: im so lucky i have a jesse in my life
hailey: what
jolene: yeah bitch i have a jesse
hailey: lucky bastard

by iiKayla November 3, 2012

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Jesse Lacey

The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.

Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."

by asherleaa April 7, 2008

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Raptor Jesus

Our savior.

Raptor Jesus died for our sins.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

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The best friend you could ever ask for. Smart, funny, highly intelligent, and amazingly beautiful. A chance encounter with this person will change your life forever. Never let this friend get away, because you'll never meet someone like this again in you life.

Funny Beautiful Smart Trusting Caring Friend Admiration

When I first met Jessa, not only did her smile take my breath away, but she also melted my heart. I'll admire her more then she'll ever know.

by Jasonk35 February 13, 2010

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