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oakland new jersey

A town in bergen county where half the town rides around in Range Rovers and the other half still drives mini vans. The boys and girls get a long fairly well here, even though the boys can be complete dicks and the girls can be somewhat try hard and major hoes. If you’re an average “Oaklander” you will go to Juniors Pizzeria after school. And if you’re wondering how kids get there, they ride their bikes, or can be seen walking in large groups. At Indian Hills football games, occasionally the whole 7th and 8th grade go onto the hill and play football, even though there is one right in front of them. The girls tend to listen to music, while the boys play football and not pay attention to either of the two games going on. After ALL these games, everyone goes to Juniors. (and some white girls so to starbucks). This my friends, is oakland.
Wow did you see that hoe from Oakland New Jersey?!?!
by slurp22345 November 9, 2018
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YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!

An exclamation made by a person who does not follow or comprehend an explanation made by someone else. Usually by stupidity or plain ignorance.
Smart Guy: "Hey, I was wondering if you would like to join the Chess Club with me, it will be fun. What do you say about it?"

Shirtless Guy: "YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!"
by gavilatius January 7, 2011
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Jersey Driver

basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they're driving, and know that the speed limits aren't really the law, they're only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what's on the sign).
whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
if you annoy a jersey driver when you're driving, they'll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.
by jerseygrl April 22, 2007
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Jersey Shore

a product of the what has become the shittiest corporation in America, MTV, that depicts all the worst qualities of our Society.
guy: Jersey Shore is the opposite of everything i stand for and value.

Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.
by pjten315 September 29, 2011
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Jersey Hamburger

When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)
ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog
by JerseyBoi Yee December 29, 2010
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new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.
debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.
by polly wagler August 4, 2010
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A New Jersey 10

a way to rank a girls looks
skewed to new jersey ranks
that girl is hot
shes like an L.A. 7 or a New Jersey 10
by jospin December 17, 2008
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