Captain Jack

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...

"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."

by GO KNIGHTS April 8, 2005

Samurai Jack

An awesome cartoon on cartoonnetwork. Features a samurai warrior with a magic sword who is trying to get back to the past to defeat the dark lord Aku, who enslaved humanity.

Did you catch the latest Samurai Jack?
Yeah, it was extruviently cool!

by thlalyi February 7, 2003

rack jack

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

Bob:"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

Joe:"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

by mista biggins September 23, 2008

Jack Layton

Jack Layton is the bald, short leader of the NDP Party in Canada. You may recognize him as the man who will do anything to get a few votes, and that includes humiliating himself on Muchmusic trying to act "hip". Poor Jack. Everyone knows the NDP is a wasted vote...

Jack Layton, the Leader of the NDP

by drumx97 July 16, 2008

jack leg

someone who lacks knowledge or ability to do things properly.

The Cooker: "Hey did you ever use Uncle Freddie as a lawyer?"
Pete Dick: "yeah, and he is a real jack leg, find somebody else!"

by Pete Dick July 5, 2008

Captain Jack Sparrow

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?

by ExAstris February 9, 2004

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.

one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008