1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
by Sheepish November 25, 2007
A term used by men 2 describe woman who are not particularly atrractive but they would be willing to have sexual intercourse with .
by Stolaka September 22, 2007
A person that usually does meth and other drugs. A large person. Someone who likes to suck and blow a lot of cock.
Quit sucking that mans cock Meth!!!! Dont do drugs mmkay drugs are bad mmkay... or else you will be called methew woods or Meth Woods
by krackerjax July 08, 2011
by vinny125125 December 09, 2009
by Mason City December 21, 2009
Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
by Megatron81 July 07, 2014
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by pabs November 02, 2003