Internet-induced insomnia

The condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. As you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see 'just one more link'. It doesn't always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work.

"Why were you face down at your computer today?"
"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."

by John Dunkelburg December 9, 2008

Pontificatus Interruptus

Since the position of Pope is required to be "usque ad mortem" (until death), when the Pope of Rome resigns, quits, or is removed from his Pontificate before his natural death, such leaving of office is known as Pontificatus Interruptus.

Due to his resignation from office, Pope Benedict XVI, whose previous name was title and name was Cardinal Ratzinger, will forever be known as Pontificatus Interruptus.

by Neologian-PJG February 11, 2013

conflict of interest

A financial, emotional, reputational, or other personal interest in any matter held by a person having authority over the same matter. Tking advantage of authority over such a self-serving personal interest may be considered criminal. At the very least, it is usually harmful to others.

Most legislators either already have been, or eventually become lawyers, so they abuse their conflict of interest over legislation to make sure that laws are conducive to the job security of lawyers and legislators.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

intense

adj: really, really awesome.

taylor: so what'd you think of the two ashleys making out last night?
marc: it was fuckin INTENSE!!

by the storm drains June 21, 2009

pseudo-intellectual

the act of going to a coffeeshop with an impressive book (Debord, Nietzche, or maybe an advance bio book) and flipping through the pages without comprehension in hopes of starting a conversation with another patron.

Man that guy was going so pseudo-intellectual at the hungarian pastry shop.

by Rishi K. Gandhi January 25, 2005

intellectual intercourse

the act of ingaging in deep, interesting conversation. Topics ranging anywhere from philosophy to sex. It is generally something that females will get excited about when they are in the mood to 'just talk'. Also known to some as mental intercourse.

"I didn't have sex with him, but we did have intellectual intercourse. I am not complaining, because I almost feel just as satisfied..."

by Tux February 19, 2005

internet tough guy

A 12 year old who just discovered the internet and all it's anonymity.

There is no example, if you ever even glanced at a forum you've seen at least 1 internet tough guy.

by Guy45 August 28, 2009