A process by which one defecates into a hat, and then places it either on his own head or that of another person.
Can be used in place of a Hot Carl when times are rough.
Can be used in place of a Hot Carl when times are rough.
Now I owe Hammerstone 20 bucks, goddamn it! I borrowed his Cubs cap a few weeks ago and I was set to return it to him on Friday. But today at work, I had such a hankering for a Hot Carl that I couldn't wait until 5 o'clock to go home and get my cellophane, so I gave myself a Hot Hat.
by David B. Cool October 13, 2004

a person so close to recycling themselves - shoving their head up their own ass- that they wear their ass as a hat.
by Pin January 4, 2005

if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

by Favilicious April 3, 2003

by Gospel of Socrates October 8, 2008

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.
Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.
Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.
Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.
Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.
Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.
by JMC70 November 26, 2020

When someone (fictional or not) uses hair gel to turn their hair into a cone instead of wearing a normal party hat
“Hey happy birthday! I love your party hat- wait, is that your hair?!?”
Me: “Yes. Tis’ My Pasrty Hat.”
Me: “Yes. Tis’ My Pasrty Hat.”
by DeliriousDrawz June 7, 2019
