Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!

Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!

by vinny125125 December 09, 2009

Drift Wood

Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot.

"he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"

by munch! munch! December 05, 2011

hood wood

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car

"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."

by Holly M S May 07, 2010

standard wood

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

by Sheepish November 25, 2007

Tiger Woods

Diet Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan Lime

Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank

by Mason City December 21, 2009

Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 07, 2014

Wood Dancer

One who dances in the woods. Wolves optional.

Ive never met a wood dancer before

by Big B January 21, 2005