Instaporn

Person A: “hey bro, did you hear that you can’t find any instaporn now?”

Person B: “damn, that’s rough buddy
by Sheepish August 16, 2022
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standard wood

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
by Sheepish November 25, 2007
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