Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Garden hose

Something two idiots argue over.

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.

by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021

Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

It-hoed

Tied up by the front teeth and dragged through a pile of Jordan dicks mouth first while accruing copious amounts of brown boi oil in your bottom lip

Fuck you cunt, you deserve to get it-hoed

by Lachland the cunt February 10, 2022

balls hose

A penis.

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!

by brexitroy March 19, 2022

Corn Holed

When you fuck a girl in the ass so long and so hard you have to go to the emergency room to get a piece of corn removed from your pee hole.

My wife corn holed me in Milwaukee.

by Shaky Jay April 1, 2022