A horn hound is a guy who chases tail and is looking for sex and then once gets it from the girl will either leave or keep pursuing for more
A guy who will go to girl to girl in the quest to fill his sexual appetite
A guy who will go to girl to girl in the quest to fill his sexual appetite
No matter how many times I tell Tom I'm not interested the horn hound won't stop texting and calling me for a night in bed
by PyroPrincess21 June 27, 2017
Get the horn houndmug. guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck
guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick
guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick
guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
by not_viv October 14, 2018
Get the Long horned Rhinomug. The Man, Myth, and Legend. One that can instantaneously make an emotional connection with the female gender leaving them speechless with the smoothness of the moistening experience of the undergarment.
by Horn Daddy April 4, 2023
Get the Horn Daddymug. Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoopmug. It's when daddy uses his left hand, puts it above his forehead, making horns using the index and pinky fingers.
Sasha asked daddy, if he was a cop. He winks, and smiles at her, while replying with "payroll horns" as he turns and walks away.
by Daddy sleave December 23, 2024
Get the payroll hornsmug. Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008
Get the Hunter blow thy hornmug. A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.
Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.
by username goes here October 15, 2021
Get the horn toymug.