Queever Hog

An obese woman/girl. Usually so fat and disgusting that the rolls of her size destroys any curves of her body. Queever hogs usually have boobs coming out their back that are caused by strain between her bra and fat, squishing them into looking like back boobs. A bunt is another common symptom of being a queever hog.
"We went to Ruby Tuesdays to celebrate graduation and of course we had to get the one queever hog waitress"

"Hey John, did the queever hog even fit through the bus doors?"
by captainawesomex March 27, 2010
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Hog ExeNado

A deck in Clash Royale, the epitome of pissing people off. No skill offense, as per usual with hog rider, and no skill defense with executioner and tornado. If you use this deck, slowly rip out your tongue and ride a cactus.
Person 1: What's your main deck in Clash Royale bro?
Person 2: I tend to use Hog ExeNado.
Person 1: I hope the greatest harm befalls you.
by Cataclys April 20, 2022
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jack my hog

a.) Street slang for stealing parts off a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, or stealing the entire bike. (HOG = Harley Owner's Group)
b.) Sexual slang for masturbating a female, usually by hand.Just why the female gentitaila is referred to as "hog" is not known. Maybe because it is much like a hog; a hog (animal) will eat anything and a vagina will fuck anything.
c.) Perverted term for masturbating a pig of which you are the owner thereof.
"Hey, nobody had better jack my hog while I'm in here," said the biker to the doorman.

Bobby can jack my hog anytime, because I've never came so much.

As Sam brushed his hand over Susan's wet pussy, Susan exclaimed for Sam to, " Jack my hog baby!"

Judy was arrested because she was caught jack'n my hog off in the barn.
by Renown February 25, 2008
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Truffle Hog

When you fuck a girls ass and then put it in her pussy you get a brown like substance formed on your penis. You then get your penis and smear that liquid (truffle butter) over her lips like a dirty sanchez
Derik: baby let's make some truffle butter
Baby: only if u smear it all over my lips
Derik: dam baby you want me to give a truffle hog
by Sexguru69 August 07, 2015
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left lane hog

An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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Ground hog grease

The skid mark found in one's shorts after one refuses to defecate when one should.
Barbara: I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want to log off facebook.

Sue: So what happened?

Barbara: When I finally logged off, I found some ground hog grease in my panties.
by ryan p cooke April 25, 2009
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Boss Hog Leg

They sat around all night hitting a Boss Hog Leg.
by Mc0311 June 02, 2007
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