Hotdogging

Hotdogging is the sensual act of sliding a penis betwixt the oiled butt cheeks of a lover in a sensual seesaw motion.

For the hotdoggie, hot dogging feels like petting a horse’s nose through a mountain of marshmallows. For the hotdogger, it is like setting one’s penis free on top of the creamy dream of someone else’s ass mass.

Once Gary began hotdogging Marsha, he became so ecstatic and inspired that he took up tap-dancing, quit his job at Home Depot, forgave his ancestors, and splurged his finances on coconut oil.

by Ashmoses January 23, 2024

hotdog water

Bad, as in, negative, referred to in the third person

You heard the CEO of Blizzard got fired?
Yea he was hotdog water, sexual harassment and all that.

by anonymous November 8, 2023

HoaTho

Alpha 🐺

Hoatho is such an alpha

by Fnaf fan 101 November 20, 2023

Hotdog Stand

The Liam DOM.

My mom was a hotdog, my dad was a stand, what did you expect?

Person: I’m hungry

Liam: (nasally chuckle) I’m a hotdog stand!

by I’m A Hotdog Stand December 4, 2023

Hotdog card

When a person assumes that after several dates the other person will have sex with them.

So, now that we’ve been out a few times, would you like to come over to my place? What we’ve gone out a few times and you’re playing the hotdog card? Wow!

by Sambiase May 31, 2024

Hotdog Behavior

When someone at your employment does something foolish or forgetful and it conflicts with other people getting their work done.

Jennifer hasn't opened replied to my list of questions? That's hotdog behavior.

by Hotdog Princess June 4, 2024

Hotdogging

Hotdogging is the act of placing a penis between the ass cheeks and pressing them against it -- sliding it between them in order to reach sexual satisfaction.

Alex: Hey babe, ever thought about hotdogging?
Sam: Hotdogging? That sounds kinky. What are you thinking?
Alex: I think it’d be hot to slide between your cheeks and see where it takes us.
Sam: Mmm, now you’ve got me excited. Let’s definitely try it.

by SoftboyRobbie June 26, 2024