Green Spoon 

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

Green Spoon by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

green plum 

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.

"that bloke is the biggest green plum"

green plum by Crazy Boy 21 November 19, 2016

Green Cat 

A cat that's green but actually suppose to be orange!

Look at that green cat Willy! (It's actually orange)

Green Cat by DEEZ NOOTS June 4, 2017

green tea bastard 

The male version of a green tea bitch.

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

green tea bastard by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017

Green Tree Frog 

The act of throwing up onto your sexual partner (usually female), causing them to hop off of your tree like penis as if they were a frog

Did you hear, that girl got Green Tree Frogged the other night, the spew still isn't out of her hair

Green Tree Frog by GTF Lover August 24, 2017

green fleet manager 

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.

Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?

green fleet manager by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

greedy looter 

A "Greedy Looter" is defined as a teammate in PUBG who will loot buildings and not share with his teammates. He will call out an AR but take all of the ammo for it. A prime example of a "Greedy Looter" would be TheDynasty a YouTuber playing on XBOX One X.

Man, I have no 5.56 who's the greedy looter who took it all!

greedy looter by APenn10 February 9, 2018