Grass Doggy

Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023

Grass Gum

A thing that exists. You can buy it off Amazon at a 49% discount called "Easter Grass Bubblegum."

Matthew: I gave birth to "Grass Gum."

by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2025

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

Dead Ass & Grass

Restaurant owned by Daz Black

"That a Restaurant Dead Ass & Grass"

by [e-mail] June 24, 2023

Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.

by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009

Grass Back

A person who is cowardly.

Person A: hey did you hear that Tia became a youth pastor and told all her old lib friends they were on the devil's path?
Person B: Sounds like a Grass Back to me
Person A: Yeah, textbook case.

by gloplord October 25, 2025