Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

Dirty graver

During sexual intercourse, you cut your partner up with a knife and start digging their insides out with a shovel. When they are "empty" you attempt to use them as a jacket.

Yoo dude, last night I pulled a Dirty Graver it was so cool... she was still warm

by 1000 IQDictionary April 30, 2020

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

Mongolian Grape Drip

When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena

Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"

by biggest bluest snail January 13, 2021

Guppy Gaper

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)

Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by PseudonymousAnonymous January 22, 2021

cheese grater

a sex toy

The feeling of the cheese grater on my dick filled me with such euphoric pleasure, beyond anything I've ever felt before.

by EnderBro March 27, 2021

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022