grandma

that lady you pushed down the stairs five months ago

mom: hey wheres grandma
you: stop giving me guilt

by guy who hates school February 27, 2020

grandmillenial

An interior decorating style inspired by high society decorators of the 1940s to 1950s. Design features include chintz, floral wallpaper, velvet upholstery, fringe, and large flower arrangements. The style is similar to granny chic, but is more high end and luxurious.

If you’re trying to create a grandmillenial vibe, you should buy that fringed velvet ottoman.

by Seahorse Valentine May 25, 2020

Grandmo

When someone at Urban Dictionary won’t accept your original definition for the word “grandmo”

Wow bruh, they didn’t accept my perfectly acceptable definition for “grandmo” but “Zagga” is one of the top definitions and that doesn’t make any fuckin sense

by CakeyJ May 25, 2020

Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.

I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...

by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020

Grandma

The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday

My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!

by Daddy_Devito36524/7 July 21, 2020

grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass

my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out

by puckeredlips September 9, 2020