goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

gooney

peice of poo stuck in your weehole from anal sex

man! i got a gooney from that dirty bitch last night

by gooneyboy1 March 31, 2009

political correctness gone wild

A phrase that, nowadays, is used mostly by types who fail to realize that they are just as easily offended as those who they claim are too easily offended.

"That lady told me I ought to chew with my mouth closed! It's political correctness gone wild , once again!"

"In a stunning show of political correctness gone wild, Group Z had the nerve to suggest that people who disagree with Policy X ought to be heard out!"

by Genetic_Mishap April 17, 2006

goober

Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.

"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009

Gone

(Go-wn) From Houston Texas Ebonics
To be on so much Alchole, That the have no comprehension, of time, and where the fuck you are at.

"Mann, I went to the club, Had some drinking with shawtie, and I was Gone."

by Nasir Nasty February 8, 2003

goofed.goober

A new instagram memer who lives in Canada and has a good page, and he likes to interact with his fans.

Have you dmed @goofed.goober yet? He always responds!

by jfjeidjfkfe April 18, 2018