German Things

Doing Chad activities such as working, making, hitting the gym, drinking, regulating, or anything that is badass or Chad in nature.
Matt: Where were you today?
Lex: I had to do some German things real quick.
by Ravenwolf [Pagan Warrior] January 09, 2023
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German Butter churner

when you put macaroni and cheese up a girls vagina. then once its all inside, you get a spoon. you then stick the spoon inside the vagina. then you churn the mac inside like you would a butter churner. then when you stop, she then proceeds to push the mac and cheese out of her vagina. then you eat the mac and cheese.
bro the German Butter churner is so sick i almost lost it.
by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016
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German Flight Goggles

A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.
My girl was asleep lastnight, and I made her wear the German Flight Goggles
by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010
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German Hingledorf

yellow bellied pervert
jesus crust! look at that German Hingledorf, hes checkin out my chick!
by Zack February 09, 2004
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German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.
Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany
by Sick Matt December 06, 2009
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german army helmet

A german army helmet is another word for circumsion. It is common for Jews.
Bedes dad has a smooth german army helmet, which granny loves.
by dave hte danish lad July 31, 2006
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