Goat Roaches: adjective; 1) any male or female whose behavior is trifling, bold, ghetto, and extremely disrespectful to others. Lacking class, self respect, and a highschool education. If it looks like a roach, walks like a roach, and hides when the lights come on, IT'S A ROACH!
Bonquesha sells all of her food stamps every month never making sure that her eight kids have food, she is such a Goat Roach!
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Get the stress goat mug.Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.
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Get the Oat-goat mug.A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.
Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!
Her: send me a dick pic
Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019
Her:
Him: hits her with the sleepy goat
Her: *sploosh*
Her: send me a dick pic
Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019
Her:
Him: hits her with the sleepy goat
Her: *sploosh*
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Get the goat loaf mug.Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.
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