Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken

Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!

by gojosgf February 27, 2021

Not funni

Not funni is hunteranimates

person 1: hunteranimates
person 2: why you say not funni

by object64 April 3, 2021

ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.

Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

Descended Fanon

Descended Fanon is when a fan of a particular story or franchise develops theories that directly contradict what canon says to be true. The opposite of Ascended Fanon being in which the creator of a story agrees with a non-contradictory fan theory and makes it canon.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and the other Marvel Studios-produced series' are all a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe canon. This is according to Marvel Studios. To say otherwise is defined as descended fanon.

by Amelia Wysocki August 15, 2021

epik funni whale

An unfunny whale who post bad memes in Discord

person 1: Have you ever heard of epik funni whale?
person 2: Yeah he's cringe

by epik funni whale December 16, 2021

Fruity Funnel

Requiring two people (minimum), the host inserts the end of a vape (e-cigarette) into their anus leaving the mouth piece exposed. The second person proceeds to take a puff whilst the host farts through the vape leaving a nutty after-taste to your chosen vape flavour. This can be chained Human Centipede style for a group of as many people as you'd like.

That's vape has an awesome flavour, have you tried it fruity funnel style?

by CBRadi0 February 12, 2022

The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.

Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.

by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022