shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

Dragon shart

When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea

"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"

by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020

Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).

the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.

by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

LE Shart

Le shart also known as el shart,or the infamous le shart robards,happens when one useless piece of OXYGEN..Laughs so uncontrollably hard that a little brown boy pops or ''poops'' out..usually followed by little songs..

Robards laughed so much that pre gas (ch4) .. was released into the air and le shart shorty followed as he could not stop laughing that WASTE OF OXYGEN

When the little brown boy popped out he sang marvin gaye's

The world is just a great big onion
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Oh, & the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh huh

Hey world! We got a great big job to do
Yeah, we need you
& everybody who loves truth
Don't you know we've got to clean up this place
& reach far high & oh yeah

Yes we do
We gotta be headstrong about rightin' the wrong
& make a mountain of happy souls, oh,Oh

The world is just a great big onion

& I don't care, it's the face people like to wear

Yes it is now

& the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Tell about it, baby!
So come on, let's knock on every door
Tell them love is the answer
Whether they're rich or poor, oh yeah
For we don't care what you do
How you look, or your status claim, baby
No no, because brothers & sisters
From now on, is gonna be everyone's name, oh oh

& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Yes it is
Is to plant love seeds

Now everybody, got to plant love seeds

Until it dies

The world is just a great big onion

by ONIONLOOKSATU March 17, 2010

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it

Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted

by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022

shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017