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Festicle.

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
by sam nutt May 3, 2007
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festival whore

a fake blonde girl who tries to be the relevant center of attention by crashing a boys-only music festival weekend hangout
Julia’s a festival whore, she crashed the boys-only escape music festival weekend and had unprotected sex with one of them
by asleepyflower December 13, 2022
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FESTINE

a media company that is based in an underground city, they make high quality level music , films, animations, and fashion.
FESTINE HAS THE BEST ARTIST AND PRODUCTS IN THE WORLD
by festthebest February 9, 2023
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Felix Festa

Worst place ever. This is where people get a better understanding of who they are. But it still sucks. If your not popular you get treated like trash.
Thank GOD I'm out of that shit hole, Felix Festa.
by Joanna Berklog June 30, 2009
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Burning Man Festival

An festival born from the society of pranksters and lighthearted industrial magicians known as the Cacophony Society (you may already be a member).

Existing peacefully and chaotically in the Black Rock Desert from 1990 - 1996, in 1997 Burning Man was hijacked by antisocial rouge elements. These rogue elements incorporated the event and formed an LLC. Each year since, Burning Man has lost more and more of its spontaneity and inspirational elements to the tightening grip of the corporation (the Borg), and has now become (in 2010) the antithesis of its origins.

The Cacophony Society (lacking organization by definition) could do little more than scratch their heads or comically protest at the take-over of the event by the Borg. The Borg, being an annoyingly strong hierarchical structure with quasi military overtones, undertones and middletones, cut off the lantern-shaped head of the Man and ripped out his heart. But in primitive societies this destruction called, progress - which the Borg uses as a rationale for their continued reign.

Burning Man, for all intents and purposes, covenants and conditions, restrictions and notifications - DIED in 2008 when Paul Addis was sentenced to prison for burning down the Man several days earlier than planned. This Cacaphony-style prank had the option of either breathing new life into the event, or killing it off forever. And as the Borg chose to press for strict sentencing against Mr. Addis; BMRIP.
It is important to distinguish between 'counterculture', 'subculture' and 'fringe culture'. The Burning Man Festival is neither one; it is part of the 'mainstream culture'. It is not a 'movement'.
by marybethjones February 10, 2010
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Festina

Festina’s are those type of friends who spill the tea or hear the tea. They loveee the drama. There also fighters. At one point she might seem she like a physco, but she’ll come back to normal. She will always be there for you. She will support. But say something wrong about her and you get your ass kicked. She is really wired. She will make you laugh scared. She is pretty and ugly.... jkjk
Festina is a real friend
by Yaharia May 30, 2019
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Generic Festival T-Shirt

When you go to a music or other festival, you will usually see people wearing a few different types of t-shirts. There will be several t-shirts (usually event t-shirts) that are the same at almost every festival you go to, hence they are common or generic to the festival. These hark back to the uniform wearing days of the festival going punter.
Yo, check out the dudes with their Generic Festival T-Shirts, must've hit up the merch tent together. How cute.
by sarhorse August 11, 2010
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