Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"

by Eighty Three June 17, 2011

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Blackberry Fever

An illness commonly caused from owning a Blackberry. Symptoms include having your Blackberry permanently attached to your hand and only contacting other people with a Blackberry, through BBM. Currently no known cure.

Alex: "Have you spoken to Grace recently?"
Vicky: "No, whenever I see her she's on her phone playing brickbreaker. Have you?"
Alex: "No, since she's had that new phone she only contacts other Blackberry owners. She has a major case of Blackberry Fever."

by trixtor5 June 28, 2011

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Macramatic Fever

Macramatic Fever is caused by the chromasomal-displacement of exotic nucleic acids within human DNA, and it causes the integrally challenged patient to suffer from macramatic fever, where the non-stop weaving of intermediary level macrame objects d'art. More of than not, the patient will have gained a C+ or even B for art classes in junior high, a somewhat critical juncture of a fledgling artist. In the more pronounced cases of Macramatic Fever, the patient will weave their toes into complicated cords that eventually immobilize the body. If left alone for extended periods, sufferers of Macramatic Fever are often found expired in a highly restrained environment.

Even though Cindy got a "B" in art class when she was 14, it was not high enough to escape the clutches of Macramatic Fever upon her return from Borneo. She had woven a cocoon around herself, hoping she could emerge a butterfly. But this was not to be. The papers said she was found dead in her London flat, her feet and hands bound together in an extremely complicated knot created by own exquisite macrame skills.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

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