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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014
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clone factor

Your clone factor is the total number of you (yourself and your clones) that would be needed to complete all of your tasks effectively.
After Mary quit due to the high work load, my boss handed me all of her duties to do in addition to my own. My clone factor is now at least 2.
by HydroChief March 15, 2014
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Swell factory

Swell factory is another name for the gym or workout facility. Where you go to swell up your muscles. Where you go to bro to the max!!!
Bro, I'm headed to the swell factory to get pumped. It's Wednesday so you know what that means.... Leg day bro!!
by Robbie Rob Rob May 12, 2014
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Cancer Factory

The Tobacco Industry, specifically the factories that produce tobacco products.
The Cancer Factory is turning out more cigarettes today than 10 years ago.
by JRFRAS October 2, 2014
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jeb factor

To experience extreme latency and errors in your computer system to a point that it defeats the point of computer automation.
I cannot seem to make an offers to my customer using my Siebel system as it is experiencing the jeb factor.
by abukay October 11, 2014
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whale factory

The place where mythical whales are created
When I'm older I want to work at a whale factory!
by Oxygen Farmer August 5, 2016
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Chowder Factory

An organization or place whose population consists of a large percentage of females with substandard personal hygiene.
Glad I don't live downwind of that sorority, it's a freakin' chowder factory!
by TheLivingGoober August 21, 2016
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