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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.
Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"
by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017
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Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.
I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.
by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021
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church militant

A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph
A devout Christian is a church militant
by sweet96629 October 17, 2022
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To Church

To Church is to find a hiding spot at work to smoke in
I really would like To Church right now
by Metallic Man September 25, 2025
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Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.
Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.
by FireCrotch17 May 10, 2020
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northstar church

the best church in the world🤩🥱🎻💀 go there now if your in knoxville tennessee!
megan thee stallion: Aye i’m finna move to tennessee just so i can go to northstar church

dababy: let’s goooo
by alayna wayna<3 June 15, 2021
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