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Flash Bang

When you masturbate in another room till you almost cum. You then call your girlfriend or wife into the room. Upon her entrance, you cum in her eyes, thus blinding her. Once done with that, you slap your dick on her ears, thus deafening her.
Guy 1: "I gave my girl a flash bang last night."
Guy 2: "How did that go."
Guy 1: "Allow me to answer that with a question. Can I sleep at your place?"
Note: Will usually end with one angry girl.
by Gamer117 December 11, 2009
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Flash Gordon

v. To run from a fugly woman.
When the HBIC figured I wasn't gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to nazi on my ass. So I flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.
by GotSlimed August 8, 2010
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flashing

Getting angry or aggro and going off on someone, often for no good reason.

LA cats don't seem to know this one, so it must be a Bay thing?
From E-40 song "Flashin'"

"The holiday just came on the first second and third of the month.
Made my check late and i got to fah-lashin on motherfuckers.
Next door neighbor hollerin that shit about my beat too loud
I walked up the motherfuckin steps and i got ta tellin that bitch i'm flashin
Send a rookie to the store to bring me back some rossi rhine
He brought me back chablis, and i get to flashin on that bitch-ass motherfucker, silly nigga
Yknahmsayin? a motherfucker up in this motherfucker flashin.
Get to testin my testicles nigga and i'ma flash on yo' ass."

Urban dictionary wants the complete word in here, so here you go UD: flashing

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by Torsky October 16, 2008
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After the Flash: Mirage

Absolute fucking trash Roblox game with lots and lots of frpers, corrupt admins, dont play it, you will probably try to commit suicide about 20 minutes in.
"Fucking trash this game, after the flash: Mirage, no fun, so many idiots."
by unbentatom June 11, 2020
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flask

To punch a man in the balls when they ask for booze.
"Dude flask me." Wanting his bottle of booze.
*Flinches in pain as the nearest asshole punches him in the crotch.
by ballin69 October 1, 2007
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Flashbang

When a girl flashes you, and then hits you in the face with a door.
Steve: How'd You get a concussion?
Larry: I got flashbanged...
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Facebook Flashing

The act of randomly popping up on someone's chat therefore,"Flashing" them.
Guy: I was on facebook when this girl randomly pops up on chat

Girl: Oh you mean she "Facebook Flashed" you?

Guy: Yeah. she was totally Facebook flashing!
by AbbyVanP September 20, 2010
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