fecal file

n., a large volume of incidents involving both The Q and some type of shitting. The Q is still adding to the files, such as recently when he shat upon a blue tarp in a homeowner's back yard.

"Last night after eating at Efrains, I thought I might be adding to the fecal files! "

by Chuck January 28, 2004

Fecal Mixologist

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

by witofatwit December 12, 2010

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertisements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad, it's good.

by shitdickasscunt April 17, 2010

feces pieces

When a female is riding a males penis and waits for the opportune moment in which he orgasms, she deficates while still riding his penis up and down. Preferably the female should be facing away from the male when performing this incredibly hard maneuver. It is meant to be a surprise but can be used for enjoyment by both parties. To avoid confusion this term is pronounced like the popular "Reese's Pieces".

I gave my man a full feces pieces last night and he didn't even see it coming!

by S0URCE December 22, 2008

feck

A merging of the words 'face' and 'neck' to describe someone who has little or no chin/jawline definition.

People with fecks have faces that literally appear to merge straight into their necks.

Poor Sally was sad because she had a feck.

by Cassandra Nilsson August 4, 2007

Fecal Fire Hose

a sexual position so devious, you need drew baby do bring a villas fire hose and put in your splatter master, thus allowing you to make boo boo and he can use that stank to spray where he pleases.

for example; the dog, josh, etc.

me: drew, can you do me a favor?
drewbaby: not the fecal fire hose again...
me: oh yeahhhhhhh
drew: kitty soft

by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

Feck

Irish word used for "fuck"

Chav: Oi, what the fuck are yew lookin' at blud?

Irish guy: Ah, feck aurf!
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Guy: *Carrying hot drinks* Who want's cof-- *Walks into Irish bloke*

Irish guy: Oh fecking hell!

by Kumii September 22, 2009