fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

Fastivities

Festivities done in a fast and loose and mostly drunk "ridic" manner.

"Bro, let the Vegas Fastivities begin!" "Steve's mind was ready for the fastivities, but his body definitely wasn't. He's been puking all morning, but the pics from last night are EPIC!"

by RoverAFG November 12, 2011

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

fast-slow food

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.

I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.

by Kinch_Dedalus June 25, 2014

fast forward equity

Time saved when pausing a dvr recording.

Oshit we're all out of fast forward equity now we have to watch a stupid commercial

by BigZac April 28, 2016

fasterbait

Masturbating while fishing.

Hey bob, you wanna Fasterbait with me today?

by c0deman991 September 14, 2016

fast eyes

when you get up too fast from lying down for an extended period of time and your vision gets blured

I fell down the stairs became i had fast eyes earlier today

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016