Facebook Ninja

Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.

"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."

Facebook Ninja by Drewanium February 22, 2008

facebook surprise 

When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.

I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos

facebook surprise by oogens September 16, 2007

facebook mom 

a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be.

"i went to _______ house last night and the baby was sat there in it's chair covered in yesterdays dinner with a shitty nappy while all she did was sit on facebook"

"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"

facebook mom by MosiahB June 7, 2009

Facebook Divorce 

When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced me.

Facebook Divorce by MLandry March 22, 2009

Facebook Friday 

A Friday night when you either are too lazy to make plans or are rejected in some fashion, and waste away your time browsing facebook. Also see facebook creeper.

"Man, last friday everyone bailed out on me and I spent my night on facebook

"Yeah, facebook fridays are such a drag."

Facebook Friday by uhmmmmmmmm August 8, 2009

facebook addiction syndrome 

Never being able to leave facebook.. On it day and night.. Staying up late.. Even when you know things havent changed and it stays the same. When you decide to play a game for hours that your eyes start getting swollen and red and bags under them.. When a friend asks you to go to a movie but you decline because you have to see the next update on your friends status.

She totally has facebook addiction syndrome

facebook addiction syndrome by chica_bonita123 November 22, 2010

Facebook PDA

This occurs whenever someone posts maudlin crap on their bf/gf wall about "how much they love them and how they have changed their life and blah blah blah etc. etc." and then it pops up in your news feed and you feel sick and awkward as if some sort of intense real world PDA has gone on in front of you.

"I just wanted to let you know how much I love you and how safe and secure I feel with you and how you brighten my life... etc"

Did you really just post that on his/her wall? This Facebook PDA is really starting to make me sick now think I'm going to go hurl now. Kthanxbye

Facebook PDA by guitarlove June 3, 2010