Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethans are typically people who try their best in everything they do. They respect everyone, and they are so effortlessly funny. Ethans also are pretty good looking, but not so good at spelling. :p

Girl A: He was hilarious. Who was that?
Girl B: Oh, that was Ethan.

by Persona individual August 3, 2020

Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.

Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.

by dwere September 11, 2020

Ethan Macartney

A person who is the biggest gerb in the world

That guy MC is being such an Ethan Macartney right now.

by mccuck97 September 12, 2020

ethan ainscough

A good looking guy who has a massive cock and cool friends

Ethan Ainscough is amazing

by Sssssshhhcc September 15, 2020

Ethan Nguyen

One who procrastinates everything that he has to actually do but writes journals in French and does math for "fun." Is the definition of insane.

Oh my god did you see that one dude doing calculus instead of his actual homework? Yeah he's a total Ethan Nguyen.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Ethan

He is kind, loveable, hot, and so much more. Even if he’s hurt you you always think about him. When he hugs you, you feel safe. When your together the world just fades away. He’ll say sorry even if he didn’t do anything. He’s quiet and shy at first but when you get to know him he’s very outgoing. When you need him, he’ll be there. He’s always gonna be there for you no matter the circumstance. It’s very easy to fall in love with an Ethan. Don’t ever let him go.

Girl 1: I met this wonderful guy yesterday
Girl 2: Oh, he must be an Ethan

by A person who’s in love September 26, 2020