ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.

Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

pig's ear

cockney rhyming slang meaning 'beer'.

"let's go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig's ear."

by The Doctor October 21, 2004

ear candy

Candy you eat through your ears, although it hurts, and defans you, it tastes REEL gewd.

Ibrahim: Ali, Eat This Candy
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*




Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.

by Baasir May 4, 2005

ear pumping

inserting the dick in the girls ear and having sex with it

"hey babe, to practice safe sex, how about we try ear pumping?"

by asdf12341234123412342 May 5, 2010

taxi ears

taxo ears means you have the biggest fucken ears ever.

Tommo: my grampa has taxi ears.
Ribbs(losty): hehe mine doesnt.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

Jail Ears

The condition of having extraordinarily large ears; this trait can be a result of performing oral sex in prison, where the head-giver is pulled by the ears, thus stretching them out over time.

"C'mere, Jail Ears, and gi' me some sugar."

by FC Neruda October 24, 2008

ear gold

A euphemism for ear wax.

I was digging in my ear and got a nice big clump of ear gold! Sweet!

by PostalMonk December 16, 2008