Dump Gazumped

The term used when one has been waiting a while to use the toilet for a shit, but when he/she goes to the toilet, there is already someone using it, usually having a shit.

The word gazumped comes from the real estate and property market.

Ross- I've been waiting all morning to take a mega poo and when i got to the toilet, there was already someone there taking a shit!

Yash- Oh man! You've been Dump Gazumped!

by SCbear April 13, 2010

T-Dump

Donald Trump, "T" is for his last name and "Dump" is what he is.

Smart PeopleZ: T-Dump is the worst! Boo T-Dump! He's manipulating people! The election wasn't rigged! Boo!

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 20, 2022

Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

by Quint1978 April 26, 2013

dumping sack

Pouring out all of the cocaine in a bag at once and do it in one sitting.

The key to my heart is dumping sack with the boys.

by JohnsonsBW October 07, 2021

dump charger

An Australian slang term for anal sex.

I was around at Sheila's place last night and she was on the rag so I gave her a dump charger

by Randall Ranger April 14, 2015

neolithic dump

a place of work or school ruled by someone with the common sense and mondern sensibiltys of a caveman and half the brains. it also smells bad.

stanchester community school nee neolithic dump

the e plures pessimus of dumps neolithic

see also= gound zero for matters idiotic with regards to funding

by le fay May 11, 2009

Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.

Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)

by bebopinator December 23, 2011