scrooge dumped

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.

Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)

by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010

Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

by Quint1978 April 26, 2013

Theatre Dump

When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.

Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.

Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 5, 2019

the dumping ground

Somewhere you leave your child/children to abandon them

I just put my child in the dumping ground because they where annoying me

by Pppppoppoopjb February 9, 2018

Dino Dump

When you take the fattest, rock solid shit, that it opens up your asshole a tiny bit.

Guy 1: I just had the fattest shit ever that my asshole feels numb. It felt like a rock when it came out.
Guy 2: You just had a dino dump.

by TheWrathOfDaddy June 20, 2018

Face-dump

To unfriend or block someone on Facebook

I face-dumped John Doe the other day on Facebook.

by Brodeurguy April 6, 2012

Hydro Dump

When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.

Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.

by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020