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AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020
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Cinematic Defecit Disorder

Cinematic Defecit Disorder, commonly known as CDD, is a unfortunate disease that continues to plague moviegoers each and every single day. It lobotomizes their tastes in film, to the point where they're beyond redemption. Please stop CDD :(
Person #1: Collateral was a kickass movie. Tom Cruise gave the performance of his career.
Person #2: Collateral sucked, it was boring. Go see Anacondas instead.
Person #1: -_-
by VGerX2001 September 3, 2004
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Attention Defecit Disorder

A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.
Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**
by The English Gent November 20, 2007
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deporter

Ew, he's such a deporter.
by Goshityoself May 27, 2017
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clockwork disorder

Clockwork Disorder is Acoustic/Comedy/Jam band from Auburn Maine
Wow...I just listened to some Clockwork Disorder its so good
by realsoup August 11, 2007
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SNCCLV disorder

Stuffy Nose Constant Coughing Losing Voice disorder
A new and very rare disease.
symptoms:
stuffy nose/sneezing
a lot of coughing
first sign of voice lost

if you have 2 or more of these, get medical help.
"I'm sorry Johnny, you have SNCCLV disorder...you're going to die."
"SNLCDCTV what?
by Dr. Michael Jonathan January 6, 2008
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penal disorder

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'
by ligadow June 22, 2008
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