High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 18, 2024

Grey diving

Have sex with an old woman. Usually in there late 70's to 80's

Are you grey diving that old broad?

by Tremendous J July 03, 2017

Dolphine Dive

Is a way to jump and land on the front. First used in Call of duty: Black ops. It's a gamer expression

Guy1 : Can you dropshot in Black Ops?
Guy2 : No, you dolphine dive instad
Guy1 : That sucks

by SunsetWings April 10, 2011

Meme Diving

The action of diving into the deep web to steal some dank memes and/or get some meme material.

Dude, I went meme diving the other day and came back up with some dank material.

by Ageine May 29, 2018

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

wee dive

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.

- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"

by Fred Quimby II June 10, 2005