cooked

1.Cocaine that has been converted from cocaine hydrochloride to cocaine base.
2. Crack cocaine
3. hard; rock

I was lookin' for raw, but my boy only had cooked.

What's the comeback on that cooked shit?

by five-o-killa May 5, 2006

chook

1. full of fail.
2. lame beyond all reason.
3. derogatory term for asians.

Vo: Where is the grocery store?
Sophie: Right down the street.
Vo: .... okay, where?
Sophie: On the left.
Vo: I only know how to get there from the right
Sophie: god, you are such a CHOOK!!

by Sophamassica May 18, 2008

cookaboo

synonym for vagina,punnanny,etc.

Drea was so mad she kicked Jen right in the cookaboo.

by Stracke March 13, 2008

hooker cooker

mostly a female, who is sexualy attracted to many hookers, which cookes them up and eats them!

Hey, you hooker cooker! Stop eating my girlfriend!

by bizznitch November 21, 2007

Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007

cookeat

verb. To cook food, and then subsequently eat the food you just cooked.

"I'm gonna cookeat and then play guitar and then do hw!"

by huge eug May 19, 2006

Chook skins

The skin on your balls that resembles the skin of a plucked chicken

Dave, I can see Jacko's chook skins hanging out his shorts. "Mel" Not just the skins, I can se the head, neck,and gibletts!

by Jethro.q October 28, 2008