conchita

A man who cleans and cooks for you.

He's a real Conchita, he spent the entire morning cleaning around the house

by quelleconne February 20, 2011

crunch-potch

A fucking crotch punch.

S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."

K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!

by The Dapper Gentleman July 30, 2008

conchi

one's realization that energy cannot be created nor destroyed, therefore the convergent energy in all of us cannot be defined nor refuted

I gain conchi

by kama0 May 16, 2015

Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.

Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.

by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012

Cruncher

To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.

Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes

by Poppin' FRESH yo December 15, 2004

conchur

big ass bully, who cany say nout nice 2 no one!! he has 2 say everything in front of an audience!!!

like 2day wen he threw soup at poor wee antonio......BIG BULLY there was no need

by me me me February 9, 2005

conchie

An unconvincing or ugly transvestite/ transexual

“You must be wasted ‘cus you just snogged a proper conchie”

by statsbadass July 22, 2009