Covided

Past tense of covide ( to be infected by by the Covid-19 virus)

In the spring of 2020, tens of thousands of people were covided by the virus everyday.

by tc77 March 30, 2020

COVID-25

The extra 25 pounds you gain while in six weeks of coronavirus lockdown.

Damn, I have to stop sitting on my ass drinking beer, eating nachos, watching Netflix and baking bread every day of this quarantine. I've almost gained my full COVID-25!

by Ghostnote April 6, 2020

Covid

sick Ill not well

I’m feeling Covid, I better stay in for the night. Yo, that rap was Covid! He looks Covid, better stay 6ft away from him. Covid house bro, did you remodel it yourself?

by Jeromatherapy April 11, 2020

COVID-76

A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.

Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*

by Not a legend 27 April 25, 2020

Covid-19

Covid-19 is legally not allowed to touch people under the age of 18 so if ur under 18 sue Covid-19

Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch

by Echo the furry May 28, 2020

covid 23 skidoo

the most dangerous type of covid...the one that will put you under.

yeah Jim was a real card..he had he died from covid 23 skidoo engraved on his headstone.

by pussy bee November 8, 2020

covid mask marks

The marks left on your cheeks from the bands on your covid mask that go around your ears.

Thanks a lot china now I have covid mask marks on my face.

by jimmybomm October 1, 2020