comterpu

A phucked up wae to say "computer". Used heavily in Ardamian circles. also "pu", "terpu" and "ter".

I need to fix my comterpu.

by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004

cooterboot

A cooter boot is a wool-knit sock for cooters to remain warm in. The american cooter gets very cold in the weinteer

I went and bought my cooterboot like you said ma, and it totally works!

by Cuuteeee April 16, 2009

Cooter hopping

When a male goes from one womens to another somewhat like cooler hopping; gang bang

Tim: did you hear about Cameron and josh?
Aaron: Naw man what hapened?

Tim: They went cooter hopping last night
Aaron:Man! how did those douches get some and we didnt??
Tim: thats fucked up

by douche bag44567889001 June 28, 2010

Cooter Spider Nest

Black area in the pubic area which can be seen through the clothing on a person, usually wearing light colored swimwear. Most often seen on women wearing white, yellow, light blue or pink swimwear. Most often the nest is not visible until the clothing is wet.

If she wants to continue to wear that white swimsuit in public she needs to really think about shaving off all her pubic hair so we don't all have to see her cooter spider nest.

by Molly McButter May 24, 2010

Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.

Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?

by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011

Cooterbutt

Noun: The rectal orifice of an anally receptive individual, most likely male.

Top: "I can't wait to taste your cooterbutt"

Flamboyant Bottom: "Great, I just had it waxed"

by Cooterbutt December 18, 2011

Cooter cork

its basically it's a words for a tampon.

Hey,will you go and get me a cooter cork form my bathroom it's that time of the month.

by Mac1499 July 9, 2016