Angels Camp

Located in Calaveras County
Home of the Jumping Frog Jubilee. Also home of many pot heads and sex addicts. Mark Twain wrote a short story making this town famous. Every year this town hosts a small county fair. At the fair, people compete in a contest where they place a frog on a small green circle in the middle of a stage and try to scare the frog in anyway without touching them, to jump three times. After the third jump, the distance is measured from the center of the circle to where the frog ended on its third jump. The farthest jump that year gets a star plaque cemented into the sidewalk of downtown Angels Camp. Some people get so into it, they train frogs for months before the event.

Sam: Honey, I'm bored. Lets go out to the field in Angels Camp, and jump some frogs!

by vw_kat January 20, 2009

Stacey Campfield

Stacey Campfield is a douche that no woman would want to clean her vagina with.

Darliene: "Oh god, Janet! My vagina smells horrible!!!!!!!!!!!
Janet: "Well...maybe you need to douche?"

Darliene: "It is possible. What kind would you recommend?"
Janet: "Most likely something that smells summer fresh. However, under no circumstances, must you clean your puss puss with a Stacey Campfield douche! No woman should let him near her vajayjay!!!

And no woman ever will....

by Kitty Muffin Man! October 18, 2013

camp tockwogh

A summer camp in Worton, MD for children and adolescents entering grades 4 to 11. Named for the Tockwogh tribe of Native Americans who lived in the region. Campers are divided into "villages" depending on age and gender. Campers engage in activities that vary from canoeing and tennis, to perfecting the outdoorsy look, all which will assist in finding the perfect companion for the all camp dance. Campers look foward to the two dances each session, as well as two "wet store" priviledges (unlimited candy and soda available for a reasonable price- a great oppurtunity to stock up for the rest of the session!), not to mention late night rendez-vous after dark on their cabin counselor's weekly night off, the traditional "bra and underwear night" rush for girls, the sioux/ ute overnight sailing adventure, the sioux/ ute overnight sailing adventure, the chex mix removal from various body crevices, the nights slept in bathing suits, the iroq's "sardines" cheer, and the singing of the shark song at the end of each bonfire. One last bitersweet thought to leave you with: "Yeah Cho Beach!"

Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey!
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Monday, Hey! Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Tuesday, Hey! Hey!
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Hey! Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Sunday, Hey! Hey!
We don't need no Steak, we got Sardines on our Plate!
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey! Sardines!

by gagmewithawoodenspoon March 19, 2005

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Camp Lazlo

A television cartoon on Cartoon Network.

Camp Lazlo promotes juvenile behavior, sexism, racism, anti-adult mindedness, and has no moral values.

by Nicholas24254365 January 18, 2009

camp vega

coolest most amazing place where you can meet some AMAZING people who will become your best friends forever. litterally. even though some kids are japs, its still excellent and has a great location on echo lake. the camp is georgeous. you will never want to leave.
GREEEN VS WHITE.
CAMP VEGA IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE.

Camp vega is the greatest place in the entire world.

by sexyy blast January 19, 2007

camp romaca

I have been going to this camp for seven years. It was nice and fun five years ago, and then the owners got divorced and Jeff (the remaining owner) uses 'roids like no other. He runs the camp with a has-been British "football" player named Daniel, who is now too fat to play "football", let alone any sport. It is an all girls camp in Hinsdale, Massachusetts and it is in the middle of nowhere. Of course there is Greylock, the brother camp to Romaca, but the Greylock guys are pigs.
Besides all of Romaca's faults, I love it as my second home. One Romacan alumni once described the camp to have a "certain magical air about it". One that surrounds you and your best friends all summer long. Best friends at Romaca are not little cliques of four or five girls, they are the whole division. Best friends is an understatement, sisters is more of a correct word.

Can't wait to write my name on the rec hall as this summer comes to a close...

"Romaca forever, Romaca forever," Jeff "Spunky" Saltz (owner of Camp Romaca).

by I want to eat a bagel, I want to drink some chocolate milk April 29, 2006