yik ming chan

Generally used as a describing word for a gweilo.
Descendant of Malaysia who came to live the english dream.

omfg look at that yik ming chan! hes such a gweilo.

by MALester July 6, 2011

a jackie chan

When a female sucks your dick & taps your balls really fast with her hands

That girl Chelsea gave me a jackie chan, it was amazing

by LordNiggy May 14, 2015

"Will Rogers" second chance

Refers to the rare and off-the-scale-wonderful "lucky break" obtained in the following scenario: you are "just suffering" to say something rude/impolite, but then of course you immediately regret said verbal-indiscretion just as soon as it's slipped past yer flapper. But then --- by the grace of Fate --- the unwitting recipient of your snide remark either hadn't been paying attention properly when you'd uttered your auditory barb, he is a bit hard-of-hearing, or you hadn't been speaking loudly enough to be heard over the distance and/or other background noises that were present at the time, and so your "victim" never actually understood --- nor did he suffer any emotional distress from --- your insult, and so he innocently/apologetically asks you to repeat yourself. But of course, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THE MEAN STATEMENT A SECOND TIME --- now that you've "relieved your internal pressure" by initially making the simmery-tempered remark and then THINKING that the other person heard you, you can now proceed more clear-headedly, and so you can simply say, "Nuthin'" or, "Never mind" when the other person asks you what you'd said.

I was heatedly peeved about how long it had taken the local garage to repair my car, so I made a regrettably-choice remark as I entered the office to pay my bill. Fortunately, though, the office's connecting-door was still somewhat ajar as I spoke, and so the din of the noisy garage-tools drowned out my derogatory statement, allowing me a classic "Will Rogers" second chance to just clamp my tongue. Yup, Ol' "Willie R" was right --- "Never miss a good chance to SHUT UP."

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics

A person whom is responsible for coordinating and orchestrating the pick up and delivery service of customers who service their vehicles at a dealership. This individual additionally executes the retrieval of specific parts that are necessary for the repair facility to successfully and efficiently complete repairs to a customer's vehicle. This person is also the lead in collecting additional items to support and aid the Fixed Operation staff in continuing to perform at a high level of customer satisfaction, like coffees.

The Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics was such a polite gentleman. He was a delight to speak to while he was giving me a shuttle ride back to my house from the dealership.

by ADMIGS October 8, 2020

Snowball's Chance In Hell

Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.

Jenny is so mad, she wanted to snowball me, but I gave her a snowball's chance in hell instead.

by Fishing Monkey 13 April 24, 2021

Cloudy with a Chance of Balls

Cloudy with a chance a of balls is what a guy would say to his girlfriend or boyfriend when it is raining so they can't do much together so they might as well have sex in their home. It is a reference to the kids movie "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

"What's the weather today?" Cloudy with a chance of balls!😏

by Bernieleadsto🤑 fo👮🏼‍♀️👷‍♀️🕵️‍♀️👩‍⚕️👩‍🌾🧑‍🔬👩‍🏫👨‍💻👨‍🔧👩‍🚒 June 30, 2021

Buckley's chance

No chance at all.

"Between no chance and Buckley's chance, the latter is worse..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021