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plaster cast

a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.
Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?
by sea ryder September 8, 2008
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anal cartridge

is something you put in your ass that holds shit for you so you don't have to go the the bathroom.
I'll help you put your anal cartridge in your ass. =D
by ILL BONE UR MOM October 17, 2008
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Dual-Cast

In programming, over-excessive casting of a variable, for example (char)(int). Often used by programmers who don't have any actual skill, but they want their code to look really cool.
Guy 1: I totally dual-casted that variable when I was decrypting.
Guy 2: That sounds like a dirty sex act, man...
by TehArkz February 18, 2011
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Mast Cast

Like a wank bank for dudes, the Mast Cast is girl's list of hot dudes she thinks about when pleasuring herself.
Girl 1: Ugh, another Valentines Day alone!
Girl 2: Sounds like a great night in with your mast cast. Who's your number 1?
Girl 1: Oh, Ryan Gosling, obvs! I just play that scene from the Notebook over and over again and I get off in no time.
by TrashyRomance February 22, 2013
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meat cast

A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.
Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."
by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014
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thick cartridge

A woman of thick stature with little to no curves, shaped of the same thickness from top to bottom, like a cartridge
Tim Bradley's wife is a thick cartridge.
by Jaydubsuperstar June 16, 2016
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Hannah Cantrell

A bad ass who is very outgoing, and is willing to protects her family and friends no matter what! She's also kinda cutie...
Damnnnnn did you see Hannah Cantrell today.
by bubblescamopants June 6, 2016
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