Party Classifications

System used for identifying different types of party's or a social get together. An early warning system to provide information about the party prior to arriving. This system measures the ratio of men to woman, as well as probability of authorities arriving on scene to end the get together.

Classifications:

Stage 1:
Party Size: 4 - 6 persons
Sex Ratio: 3 Men : 1 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely low
Noise: Low to moderate

Stage 2:
Party Size: 7 - 9 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 2 Woman
Police Encounter: Low to moderate
Noise: Moderate to high

Stage 3:
Party Size: 10 - 15 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 3 Woman
Police Encounter: High
Noise: High

Stage 4:
Party Size: 16+
Sex Ratio 4 Men : 4 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely high
Noise Extremely high

Party Classifications Stage 1 - This party sucks!

Party Classifications Stage 2 - This party definitely needs more action!

Party Classifications Stage 3 - This party is pretty live!

Party Classifications Stage 4 - WOW! Look at all these people! I love it! RUNNN COPS!!!

by Diddly Doodly Dee November 12, 2010

Classicist

A person who is prejudiced for a good reason: He/she is against those who have bad manners, are illiterate, unintelligent, and uneducated. People who are crude, vulgar, and are amoral and are active in terrible behaviors. There's nothing wrong with being a classicist when there are people who are truly abhorrent and are the scourge of society. It's not classicism if those who are of the lower class have less flattering traits that most people would not subscribe for.

Working class bill: I like never bathe and I only watch television while drinking a lot and being rude to people.
Normal Rick: You are scum
Working class bill: Hey fuck you classicist
Normal Rick: Well I have better standards and have better morals than you do. You piece of lice infested crap.

by Deadmojo April 30, 2019

classical sauce

classical sauce is somthing ,rad, or ,out of sight, ,cool,

,dude, ,sex, is classical sauce

by musik man February 15, 2010

Classical Guitar

A guitar with nylon, carbon or gut strings. Typically used to play Western Art Music, however it is also used frequently in Latin settings.

The sound of the Classical Guitar echoed beautifully through the church.

by Scott Jolicoeur January 16, 2022

Classi

a swanky big swinging Dick mother fucker who closes deals like a fucking champ

Look at that classi over there

by Bycal June 11, 2016

Middle Classian

This refers to a member of the Middle Class during the Elizabethan Dinner at Upland High School

Be proud to be a Middle Classian

by George Mendoza February 21, 2009

classical

the person who made the definition above this 1 obviously is a flaming homo sexual

anonymous likes it in the anoooooooosssss

by GangSTAR Unit May 3, 2005