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Charleston Chew 

A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.
"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"

"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"
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one of the best vehicle manufactures out there, if you want a bumpy ride going down a road buy ford, and buy a chevy if you don't, not to mention the distributor doesn't get wet because its at the rear of the engine, unlike the ford that has teh distributor at the front. stupid eh.
chevy by spence February 22, 2004
(African usage) to spend; to use up
Not two weeks had passed before he had chewed all the money we sent him.
Chew by ciotog September 11, 2003
To have something to eat.
Meaning the actual chewing of the food or the process of getting something to eat an
Q: "Are you keen to get a chew?"
A: "I'm mad keen to have a chew."
chew by Diego July 12, 2003
An over used excuse
An over used story
A term of something familliar
That old chesy-meaning - that old chestnut - meaning that old story/excuse/one liner

That's a right chesy that one - That's a typical answer from you

Chesy mate -tune mate!- what a cheesey but loved tune to play

chewbacker 

The art of grunting rarrrrrrrrrr whilst pleasuring your ladies "bean". works every time! just ask the legendary muff man himself (chewbacker)
Must also have a goaty beared other wise its useless!
chewbacker by Muff Diving King April 6, 2004

chewalicious 

the most sexual person on earth, knows all the sexual positions and expressions, so naughty on aim also
Hi i am not a chewalicious, i dont ask to butter your muffin.