You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

pop a perc and catch a feel

take an edible and do something silly.
also a reference to a line in motorsport by migos.

omw to pop a perc and catch a feel.

by vye brater July 8, 2023

Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Deadliest Catch

the act of going to the supermarket buying crab meat and old bay , and a sailor hat. Then go home to your old lady open her legs spread the crab meat and spread the old bay on her bush. fish for the crab meat with your face and you'll have the dealiest catch of the day. The hat will let them know whose captin of the poop deck.

get crab meat spead it on her roast beef with old bay on her bush wear a sailor hat and cast out. it will be the deadliest catch of the evening.

by skip muldoon August 8, 2008

Baseball catch

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...

Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Akiva Catch

When someone makes an impossible catch.

Can be used either to describe it or shouted when the catch is made.

Mr. Friedman walked into class and an angry black girl threw a desk at him. As he caught it his class shouted "AKIVA CATCH".

by Cocasian June 30, 2010

fishermen's catch

The act of bending over a aquarium or body of water and inserting a fish on a hook into the rectum of the participant and the partner then reels in the fish in as its flops out, the participants than take home the fish, grill it up and enjoy.

My girlfriend hates fishing but she sure loves the fishermen's catch.

by The Queen of Chaos October 11, 2017