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Jonas Brothers

The three male offspring of a father obsessed with The New Kids on The Block. Currently in his midlife crisis, he misses The New Kids on The Block so much that he drinks because of it. One day he got too drunk and decided to bring back The New Kids On The Block.... Through his children. Through a series of rape, incest, and brainwashing, he turned his kids into The Jonas Brothers, Three kids who were brainwashed into thinking they are The New Kids on the Block. They are now signed up to the disney channel and only appeal to pedophiles and mormon children.
Pedophile: DAMN!!! them Jonas brothers are sexy! I sure wish I was their father.
Mormon kid: Yayy the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, their so hardcore. I like them because my mom wont let me listen to satanic music like Green Day or Coldplay.
by school_sick_801 December 9, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are like sneezing puppies- at first they're cute, but the longer they sneeze, the worse they sound and the more horrible they look.
by Marf... August 14, 2009
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brother from another colour

What a black man calls a white man who he be tight with. Resembles a J.D - Brown Bear relationship. This white man probably did some fucked up stuff to be accepted by the black man.
YOU BE MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER COLOUR HOMIE!
by Syddistic December 2, 2010
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Brother-in-law

"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"
"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"
by nestnestsoto May 26, 2020
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Brother buffet

When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.
Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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Brotha Town

a person of coolness, hipness, and has style
Jay-Rod is a Brotha Town
by Jerad Mckown April 8, 2005
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