Farm Fresh Breakfast 

Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.

Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.

Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.

I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.

Farm Fresh Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018

tahitian breakfast

when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!

i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!

tahitian breakfast by tha bishop November 15, 2006

greek breakfast 

a frappe or similar iced coffee followed by a cigarette, then the glass is filled with water and drank over again followed by a second cigarette. The meal must be had sitting and if possible outside to maintain greekness.

Yiannis ate a greek breakfast this morning and he's having lamb for dinner.

greek breakfast by Foti Thesalonikos September 6, 2007

Texas Breakfast 

When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.

He is full from his texas breakfast!

Texas Breakfast by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018

New York Breakfast of Champions 

The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.

Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson

New York Breakfast of Champions by breakfastbitches September 3, 2010

sausage and eggs breakfast

When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).

Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.

sausage and eggs breakfast by Eric Dick January 2, 2008

Houdini's Breakfast 

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

Houdini's Breakfast by Skistin October 16, 2008