chudly blumpkin

something that describes an ugly chud self-foid with a shit fetish.

"Alright FOIDS here's the way of the road:

1: BYOB
2: NO CHUDLY BLUMPKINS ALLOWED!
3: FOIDS PROHIBITED!!"

by pickleFOID3030 October 31, 2025

Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting

“May I give you a blumpkin?”

“Perchance”

by dominno June 2, 2025

Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl sits down on the toilet to take a nasty shit and blows a guy while shitting her ass out.

Man I just got a Reverse Blumpkin. That bitch shit her ass out while giving me head!

by BieberHole6969 December 20, 2014

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

blumpkin

getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie

I got a blumpkin from John Pork and George Droid.

by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025

Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces

The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.

by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024