by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021
Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 06, 2018
Stands for "long distance relationship blues." Feeling of missing each other. Lack of set date for a reunion and feeling stuck in the separation phase. The temporary lull of feeling hopeless and sad until you go on Pinterest and pin a whole bunch of Long distance couple ideas and activities to do.
by AKtoSeaTac August 21, 2016
The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.
Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*
"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
by blue doosh dont April 07, 2010
Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010
when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt, middle age
by randymaniam June 05, 2010
by Urbane main November 21, 2015